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I think I nailed it with my twitter bio.

  • Me: MOOM! You're supposed to be my mother and teach me things about the world!!!
  • Mom: Oh shush
  • Me: WHO IS BARRACK OBAMA!?
  • Mom: -stares at me with a blank face-
  • Me: I NEED TO KNOW

FUN FACT: That shirt used to be my sisters…..I really don’t know how I fit in it.

I keep eating all this food and I’m not getting in shape, why is life so hard?

nevver:

Helmetica, Justin Maller
nevver:

Helmetica, Justin Maller
nevver:

Helmetica, Justin Maller
nevver:

Helmetica, Justin Maller
nevver:

Helmetica, Justin Maller

nevver:

Helmetica, Justin Maller

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